The Room

The Room, or hell as it has been refered to, is a place where only the bravest of souls with no fear for their personal well being will venture into this pit of despair. Not to be confused with Tommy Wiseau's spectacular block buster, "The Room".

In the year 2020, The Room is often referred to as The Round Room. No major changes have happened since the origin of this room besides the stealing of the exit sign.

History
The history of The Room is undefined, but has been under occupation since the beginning of 2011. The people who inhabit this pit are of primitive variety, making regular sacrifices to The Hatch to appease the gods. (See below for a more detailed description)

While The Room itself is innocent in its purpose, it has been twisted, now a realm of despair, smells and T spins. Those who make regular passage to the world above must face the demons that reside there, making it past cat calls and regular bouts of 'Onii-Chans'.

Early in the occupation, The Room was in a slightly damaged state, with holes in the walls in several areas. These holes were used regularly for dumping of waste, for it proved effective and practical. It took a while, but the holes were repaired and the waste disposal system was removed. As events proceeded, The Hatch was used more regularly for both sacrificial needs and offerings of less extremes to the gods. Part of the worship of these gods is to destroy the walls of the room, usually with feet. Nobody is sure why this is considered a ritual, but they are only too willing to uphold it. These rituals are sacred, for repeating them too many times brings the wrath of porker.

As of February 27 2012 The Room has attained the smell of sweat and sex that has been desired by the worshipers. Efforts are underway to remove this smell, for while victory is sweet, the smell is not.

The Hatch
The Hatch's origin is as much a mystery as The Room itself, but it's purpose no less significant. It is regularly used for ritual sacrifices both of souls and more petty offerings. It has been adorned by the original Hatchkeeper with coloured bands around one arm of the door. These are a testemate to the longevity of The Hatch and it's importance in the members of The Room.

As of 2020, we have no idea what The Hatch is referring to.

Main Members
Adam Fox

Cameron Boles

Dakota Hendrickson

Hayden Allen

Kurtis Sinclaire (Big C)

Keith Hughes (Casual Keith)

Nick Kirby

River Fraser

Ryan Smith

Sub Members
Jerry Seo (General Seo)

Josh Ha

Travis Weibe (The Guy With The Pants)

Kolton deJonge

Ryan Slack

Dave Kippan