The Blue Baller

The "Blue Baller" is part of ancient Robert Bateman folklore. Disregarded by many as a story mothers tell their children in a effort to get them on the straight and narrow many doubt his very existence. Only 2 actual sightings have been recorded of the "Blue Baller", this is most likely because most of those who witness what is the "Blue Baller" do not live to tell of it.

Origin
Believed to have spawned from the hell that is Wisconsin the "Blue Baller" has somehow managed to migrate to the west coast of Canada and is said to have resided there for over 9000 years taking shelter in the depths of Clayburn Middle School.

Encounters
First seen prowling through the bushes in front of Robert Bateman Secondary the Blue Baller attempted to attack several members of "The Room" by throwing various items towards them each one falling short. This failed attempt angered the Baller putting himself into a fit of rage, he then proceded to flip "The Room" members off in a classic captain morgan pose. (See picture above)

The Second known encounter was of the "Blue Baller" doing what he does best, devouring his enemies. He was seen preying on a helpless girl who appeared to have the missfortune of wandering off the campus of Clayburn Middle straight into the "Ballers" territory.