Kyle Jr. Jr.

“Kyle Jr. Jr.” (Conner deJong) was discovered late 2011 at Robert Bateman Secondary. He has since earned public recognition as “Slayer of hoodie strings” due to his obsesion of stealling strings from unsuspecting hoodies. The kids a dick, and has tendencies of being quite the IRL troll.

Biography:​
 This demonic hell spawn was brought into this world on November 4th 1997. During his early years he enjoyed playing hockey as a pass time.

 Due to a lack of toilet paper, he was trapped in his own bathroom for over and hour, due to a loud computer and his mothers overall lack of concern, he was forced to remain in the bathroom for what seemed like an eternity, horribly scarring him forever. He later enrolled in Robert Bateman Secondary and soon became a menace to society. Since his enrollment, he has earned his reputation as "slayer of hoodie strings" after decimating a family of innocent hoodie strings.

 He is known on the black market for his trafficking of Team Fortress 2 hats. He has sold many rare hats in his career.  “Kyle Jr. Jr.” (Conner deJong) was discovered late 2011 at Robert Bateman Secondary. He has since earned public recognition as “Slayer of hoodie strings” due to his obsesion of stealling strings from unsuspecting hoodies. The kids a dick, and has tendencies of being quite the IRL troll.