The Bagonator



 “The Bagonator” was discovered early 2012 at Robert Bateman Secondary. He has since earned public recognition as “The douchiest man alive” due to his over sized bag and generally douchy attitude he is often seen sporting around the Robert Bateman campus. Not too much at this time is known about him other then his apparent revolutionary sense of being a douche and tendencies of being quite the obnoxious asshole.

The Bag:​
 The origin of the bag is a tale known by few men. It was allegedly purchased at a some douchey sports store for a whopping price of $9000 according to anonymous sources.