The Guy With The Pants



“The Guy With The Pants” (Travis Wiebe) was discovered late 2011 at Robert Bateman Secondary. He has since earned public recognition as “The Guy With The Pants” due to his marvelous pair of pantaloons he is often seen sporting around the Robert Bateman campus. Not too much at this time is known about Travis other then his apparent revolutionary sense of style, and tendencies of being quite the IRL troll.

The Pants:
The origin of the pants is a tale known by few men. They were allegedly purchased at a Abbotsford Value Village for a whopping price of $5.99 according to Weibe himself.

Early Life:
After bursting out of his mothers womb on January 16th 1997 Weibe started his long glorious reign of tyranny. Like many children he floated through his early years and slowly started to develop a overall disgust, and hatred for society itself (Value Village will do that to a person) in a fit of rage one evening at his estate in Abbotsford he vowed to torment every man, women, and child on the face of the Earth until he could achieve world domination, this is believed to be the cause of his trolling tendencies.