Nick Kirby

Nick Kirby was born January 10th 1995, and enrolled at Robert Bateman Secondary in 2008 at the fragile age of 13. He is most notable for his impressive beard, overall excessive body hair, and ungodly counter strike skills. A important figure in "The Room" he has been there from the start and has helped in a significant way to cultivate it.

Biography
At the age of 2 his parents atempted to abort him. They discoverd his prophecy and determined he was to dangerous for society and tried to execute him to save the world from his tyrany. Their fetal atempt to destroy him with their trusty 'Coat Hanger' failed and he lived on. Years later he moved on and began his reign of chaos. From that point on no jokes were safe. Every time a joke was utered he ravaged it with his uncany ability to over explain things.

He has dreams of one day becoming a Rapidash and taking over the world with nothing except a fork ad his right hand.